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TINKERBELL'S PLIGHT

from 7 MINUTES IN HENNYNOHOMO) by HENNESSY YOUNGMAN

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TINKERBELL TOLD THIS TALE TO PETER PAN
SHE SAID PETER PAN
"YOURE THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE AT EVER LOVING A MAN"
PETER WAS LIKE "TINKER DON'T TINKER
WITH THIS LITTLE BOY LIFESTYLE THAT I'VE REFINED"
SO SHE SET A TRAP
BY LAYING PORNO MAGAZINES AROUND HIS HOUSE
TO STIR HIS URGE TO TOUCH HER
BUT PETER DIDNT WANT HER
FOR OTHER WOMEN HE WANDERED DOWN THE BLOCK
HAND UP ON HIS COCK
SCREAMING THINGS LIKE:
"I'M THE KING AND I'M THESHIT,
WHERE THESE BITCHES AT?
I GOT THIS MONEY DAWG, LET'S HIT THE BOOTY CLUB!"
POOR TINKERBELL WAS THINKING:
"NO! THIS IS WRONG! I ONLY WANTED HIM TO SEE ME DIFFERENTLY, NOW HE DOESN'T SEE ME AT ALL! PETER WHAT ABOUT ME?!?"
"WHAT ABOUT YOU BITCH?
YOU THE SIZE OF A FLY AND YOU AINT EVEN FLY!"
HIS REPLY MADE HER CRY
FOR MANY DAYS AND MANY NIGHTS,
BUT WHEN HER TEARS DRIED,
A NEW FLAME BURNED INSIDE
FOR YEARS SHE SUFFERED IN SILENCE BY PETER'S SIDE
SO THIS TIME FOR PETER
WAS GONNA BE A ROUGH TIME.
SO THE NEXT NIGHT, AROUND 8:45
SHE WENT TO CAPTAIN HOOK
LIKE HOOK, LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE JOOKS
THE WHOLE TIME CAPTAIN HOOK SMILED
WHILE TINKERBELL EXPLAINED HER PLAN
AND IT WENT LIKE THIS:
(WHISPERS)

SATURDAY NIGHT
AT THE VIPER CLUB
IN THE V.I.P. SECTION
PETER PAN CHILLING WITH 3 GLAMMY GLAMMY HOES
BUT LITTLE DID HE KNOW THAT ONE OF THEM HOES
WAS CAPTAIN HOOK DRESSED IMMACULATE
IN WOMEN'S CLOTHES
SO BLAM BLAMMY HOOK GUNNY GO'D
PETER FELL TO THE FLOOR FROZE
SHOT 3 TIMES IN HIS HEAD
AS CAPTAIN HOOK STEPPED OVER HIS BODT HE SAID
"REST IN PEACE PAN, NEVER LAND WILL NEVER BE THE SAME."

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from 7 MINUTES IN HENNYNOHOMO), released September 11, 2010

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